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You found the missing document, My Black Cat?
And you want to test me?
You want to ask me an important question?
“Thinking about your last visit to a GP, how easy was it to make an appointment at a time that suited you?”
Hmm. Can’t answer that.
Why not?
Last time I visited my GP I didn’t need an appointment.
Did you phone?
No. Just wandered down, sat at the end of the queue on a hard bench in the waiting room, read a paper, and went in when the bell rang.
Without an appointment?
No appointment.
When was that?
1951.
You’ve not been ill since 1951?
Well, I feel pretty crap most of the time, My Black Cat.
Not crap enough to sit on a hard bench waiting for a bell.

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You didn’t like the GP’s hard bench?
I didn’t say that, My Black Cat.
I think hard benches are a necessity for GP surgeries.
A deterrent.
Hard benches with spikes on them.
People should be damned uncomfortable while waiting to see their GP.
Why?
It separates crapness from illnes.
It separates the clients from the patients.
Who asked this question, My Black Cat?
It was asked at the Citizen’s Jury in Birmingham.
OUR NHS, OUR FUTURE
18 September 2007 nationwide consultative event, key findings
It’s a document produced by Opinion Leader.
Do you not mean Opinion Leader Research?
Probably.
I wonder why the “research” bit of their name is missing.
They won’t be wanting the voters to think they might have been part of an experiment. Will they, My Black Cat?
On the last page, it says the title of the file is “New Proposal Template” and the author of the paper is GBrown.
G Brown.
Sounds familiar.
Funny that.
a red apple ……………………
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