We need a Nerd Witch « The Witch Doctor

Posted by: Witch Doctor | December 1, 2007

We need a Nerd Witch

THE INTERNET IS SPOOKING ME!

This stupid book of spells is useless! It’s not up to date!

There’s nothing, absolutely nothing in it about spells for aberrant computers, internet connections, Wi-Fi, or the World Wide Web.

None of our computers in this hell-hole of ours is able to connect to the interet just now!

None of them!

What am I suppose to do about it without a spell?

I’m just a humble witch.

The iPhone is a work of art, but much too fiddly to use for blogging.

And the Witch Doctor can’t go around blogging on other peoples computers forever.

Certainly not!

Someone might discover The Witch Doctor is a witch.

And then we’ll all be spooked!

Listen, My Black Cat, will you wander around and see if you can find a Nerd to help us.

What’s a Nerd?

“A Nerd, My Black Cat, is a computer expert by aptitude and not mere training. Usually male, under the age of 35 and socially inept; a person whose tremendous skill with operating or designing computer hardware or software is exceeded only by his, rarely her, passionate love of the technology.”

Go and find one, My Black Cat.

I’m off to do my Christmas shopping.

Let me know when you’ve mended the World Wide Web!

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a red apple ……………………