I need to say this! « The Witch Doctor

Posted by: Witch Doctor | January 30, 2008

I need to say this!

I ‘LL SAY IT NOW - AND NEVER AGAIN!

The DOH are at it again.

CHOICE

This will cause offence, I know.

I’m sorry.

But I have to leave my footprint on the Blogoshere on this matter.

A footprint that I hope will last for eternity.

The Witch Doctor just has to say this.

Loud and clear.

Again and again.

Seven times. The witching number.

“TO HELL WITH BIRTHING CHOICES!”

UNSAFE CHILDBIRTH FOR HUMANS

“TO HELL WITH BIRTHING CHOICES!”

The Witch Doctor’s views on this are very, very strong.

And they are not negotiable.

Because fundamentally, the factor that supersedes everything else in this matter is a live healthy baby, and a live healthy mother.

Stop being so twee about childbirth.

Stop being so precious.

A live healthy baby, and a live healthy mother!

A live healthy mother, and a live healthy baby!

First and foremost.

And once the delivery has been completed safely, be as twee, and precious and sentimental as you like.

There you are.

I’ve said it.

I won’t mention it again.

Ever.

a red apple ……………………

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Responses

Witchy

Do me a favour and email me your blog feed URL. I am probably being hopelessly dim but I cant find it anywhere.

Rita

By: Rita Pal on January 30, 2008
at 4:12 pm

For Rita

Hmm,

Do you know anything about feeds, My Black Cat?

I don’t.

We’ve still to learn about things like that……

Get out The Book of Spells, will you.

You think this might do the trick?

feed://witchdoctor.wordpress.com/feed/

What do you think?

PS My Black Cat and I are very very pleased to see you’ve come back - but she will expect some Sheba for this.

By: witchdoctor on January 31, 2008
at 2:13 am

Great - actually, I guessed and it did the trick.

By the way, can I have a copy of your spellbook. Need to get rid of some bad omens

Hope all is well in the land where the men are to die for - at least their accents are anyway

Ritz

PS Making note to self to behave in the future. Must to speak of irish men in those terms - ever ever ever and ever!

By: Rita Pal on February 4, 2008
at 2:03 pm

I believe I made a typo - whoops - should be ” Must not speak of irish men in those terms” - ever ever and ever!

By the way, don’t worry about the fact I am a bit geeky - know too many things all in one go much like a cauldron. I keep a lid on it though :).

Love to the cat by the way. What do you call it? You can’t surely do a Holly Golightly and call it CAT.

By: Rita Pal on February 4, 2008
at 2:08 pm

Ha, The Book of Spells…….

Do you suppose Dr Pal thinks our magic is competency based, My Black Cat?

A copy of The Book of Spells, indeed!

Does she think it’s a book of protocols?

Whatever next!

Does she not know The Book of Spells is unique like an Aide Memoir – thousands of years of personal experience jotted down by each witch day by day? Does she not know that our book of spells has grown into something of excellence that is based on millenniums of experience? Does she think The Witch Doctor is just any old witch?

Does she not know she wouldn’t understand The Book of Spells?

Does she not know she wouldn’t be able to read it. It’s all written in the language of Witch-Speak.

Does she not know she’ll need to write her own book of spells from scratch? Her very own.

She seems to have a geeky cauldron. Do you suppose she’s one of us, My Black Cat? She’d better keep the lid on it till she’s got her spell book up and running.

Go and see if you can find a frog for Rita before Valentines Day, My Black Cat and we’ll see what can be done. And some shamrocks and some bog myrtle all from the Emerald Isle.

She wants you to have a new name, My Black Cat. What do you feel about that?

While thinking about your name, thank Dr Pal for the Sheba she left you.

By: witchdoctor on February 5, 2008
at 12:18 am