Posted by: Witch Doctor | April 7, 2008

Never Never Land

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NEVER EVENTS

Sir Liam Donaldson has had his knuckles wrapped (an understatement) by medical bloggers over MMC/MTAS.

The Witch Doctor, however sees our CMO as a bit of an enigma. He says some strange things at times and My Black Cat is of the opinion he sometimes he uses a tongue in cheek technique to highlight important and serious issues that he is not in a position to discuss. She may be wrong about this of course, as Black Cats often are.

One of the comments he made some time ago related to fining hospitals when a patient acquired MRSA.

This was the last straw for Dr Grumble. He couldn’t make up his mind whether it was he (Dr Grumble), or the CMO who was going round the bend!

Dr Grumble has never quite recovered…….

This (not Dr Grumble) is, of course, crazy - the movement of NHS funds from “bad” hospital to “good” government is just a merry-go-round of taxpayer’s money (unless of course the hospital in question has been privatised in which case everything comes into meaningful focus).

So, The Human Kind can draw their own conclusions about our CMO.

SIR LIAM ON HIS WAY TO NEVERLAND

Anyway, things have moved even further in the USA.

There are NEVER EVENTS on the other side of the atlantic.

“Never events” are things that should not have happened.

Amputating the wrong leg, for example, would be a “never event.”

Since it happened, but shouldn’t have happened, then no one gets paid for doing the procedure.

So far, so OK.

However, what are “never events?” Acquiring MRSA, a UTI following catheterisation, post op pneumonia, having to wait 3 months for a hospital appointment, losing a patient’s case notes - are these never events?

And if so, how can these never events, never happen?

White Coat, discusses this today at Kevin MD

NEVER SAY NEVER

“By blaming the hospitals for events that some government-sponsored coalition says should “never” happen, they can increase their profits and vilify the “dangerous” health care providers.”

And after you’ve read it have a look at some more rants form “WHITE COAT”

WHITE COAT RANTS

Hmmm. Wonder if Liam Donaldson had a preview on one of his trips to Neverland……..

What do you think, My Black Cat?

 

 

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Dr Grumble always believed and even found some evidence that this particular CMO brain wave emanated from Neverland. Quite a lot of his brain waves come from the same place. There are reasons for this.

Your Black Cat will understand.

Not sure My Black Cat has the wit to understand anything very much but she does her best, I know.

Sometimes she needs a few clues.

Like you, My Black Cat found the “Dr Nurse” article this weekend - it’s worth a post, isn’t it? There was another USA blog linking to it which made it an even more interesting read, but I can’t lay hands on it at the moment.

Ah…look up yesterdays “History.” (always a problem this, because My Black Cat plays around with four different browsers!)

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