Hands off! I’m learning! « The Witch Doctor

Posted by: Witch Doctor | May 3, 2008

Hands off! I’m learning!

A WITCH REVISITING A WEEKEND A LONG TIME AGO

The words below ring true with the witching community because we believe learning at its highest level requires freedom and a dash of anarchy.

“Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.”

“Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.”

“To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.”

ALBERT EINSTEIN

We witches relax a bit by flying around committees looking for an opportunity to cast our Blue Bottle Spells.

But we also are interested to learn from The Humankind, because on occasion we find they talk a little sense. So, we also keep a close eye on all the conferences and meetings going on, and often gatecrash them. We do this very unobtrusively, of course, by remaining invisible. The only giveaway is the gentle Whoosh of The Broomstick as we arrive. You should always listen for this at any meetings you attend. We witches can make The Broomsticks invisible but have never mastered the art of making them completely silent.

Sometimes, we become so interested in what is going on that we want to put in our tuppence worth. When this happens, we disguise ourselves as one of The Humankind and people chatter away to us, never suspecting, of course, that they are conversing with a witch.

THE DISGUISE-A-WITCH SPELL

The Witch Doctor remembers one such occasion many years ago. It was a weekend course on education. It was organised in a university through the Faculty of Medicine by one particular individual who had an interest in undergraduate and postgraduate education. The course was not just about educating doctors. It was about how people learn. It covered learning at its most basic (rote learning), to problem solving, right through the various stages to the highest level of learning - the mind-set of the genius. And fascinating stuff it was too! So fascinating in fact, that The Witch Doctor decided to become visible in order to participate the following day by casting The Disguise-a-Witch spell.

THE PINNACLE OF LEARNING

So on the Sunday, The Witch Doctor mingled with the participants and even contributed a few witch thoughts that doubtless were considered rather bizarre by The Humankind.

The Witch Doctor (disguised) decided to go over and talk to “The Organiser” at the coffee break. This is, very roughly, what he said.

“Some people might argue that if highly intelligent, well motivated individuals who, in addition to their intelligence have been self disciplined enough to collect a fistful of straight A grades in one go, then training them in medicine is easy.

Once they have learned their “times tables” of medicine during their undergraduate years, postgraduate training will easily fall into place by giving each young doctor a list of things they need to know and a list of procedures they need to be able to do. All doors must be left wide open for them. This is a very important part. Thereafter, there should be masterly inactivity by those “educating” them. Left alone, these young doctors in their different ways will train themselves and as they do so, many will move on to the very highest levels of learning. If permitted, they will become the geniuses of tomorrow”

The Organiser asked what I thought of that.

I agreed.

Because that is how we witches learn.

The Organiser was little known then.

But later, he became renowned in his areas of expertise (he had several).

The Organiser brought people together, motivated them, and then – hands off. He left them alone to get on with it.

And they did.

The Organiser, himself, was a very high level learner.

You will all have heard of him.

All of you.

But we witches never reveal those we meet up with when we cast our “Disguise-a-Witch” spell.

Never.