The Witch Doctor

Here I am!!

The NHS is in such dire straights that I’ve been sent by the witching community to find out what the hell’s going on. It’s a bloomin’ nuisance because I have plenty of other things to do just now that are much more important.

I like to get all my spells and potions made up at this time of the year and stock them up in the deep freeze so I can put my feet up when the sun comes out. My broomstick, has failed its MOT and you won’t believe the angst that’s causing me. I’ve not done a job plan, been appraised, or collected any CPD for the past year so I’m liable to be disciplined by the GWC and not get paid. On top of this, my cats got fleas. And I’m needing to get a quick face lift and some botox. And look at my hair! So, you can see the NHS is not at the top of my “to do” list!!!

Don’t think for a moment this blog is for anyone’s benefit. It’s just for me. I’ve just set it up so I can put it in my Appraisal Folder. I don’t care a damn if you read it or not. Or post any comments. If you do, don’t expect me to answer or pay any attention to them. I’ve enough crap to read.

I’m certainly not going to stretch myself over this. Some bite-sized reading every couple of days maybe. I hear there’s been a bit of drama over something called MTAS so I’d better find out about that first. I’ll start by exploring the documents in the House of Commons about the medical establishment. That should be quite amusing and I won’t have to think too hard!

And if you do stumble across this website from time to time, don’t expect to be enlightened or uplifted in any way. I’m going to make sure its like a dog’s breakfast!

1 April 2007