Posted by: Witch Doctor | June 30, 2007

Talents everywhere!

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TALENTS, TALENTS, TALENTS

“A Health Service of all the Talents!!!

“A Government of all the Talents!!

The Witch Doctor’s very own “Blue Bottle Spell.” A spell whose time has come! Could it even be that The Witch Doctor could be in the running for the coveted “Blue Bottle Spell” prize?

Well, well. That would put the cat among the pigeons in the witching community!!

Anyway here’s some more Blue Bottle Spell talent jargon:

Mine!!

Talent management”

“War on Talent”

“Instill a Talent Management Mindset”

“The war for talent is about identifying, attracting, retaining and developing talent.”

“Bring scarce talent through the doors”

Talented people pick the organizations they want to work for.”

“Be on the lookout for talent, irrespective of vacancies.”

Talent management is enabling talented people to grow.”

Talent needs to be stretched out of the comfort zone.”

“Organizations that efficiently nurture and challenge their talent ensure job-sculpting techniques”

Talent is intolerant of mediocrity.”

“Spend 30/40% of your time on talent management.”

“Develop some metrics around talent management.”

Talent management is more than the latest management fad.”

“Recruit, grow and retain talent.”

“Return on talent”

“Top-notch talent is an asset whose value increases over time”

“Integrated on-demand talent management suite”

“The net-net is that talent is scarce”

“Most advanced talent management solutions available.”

“Return on talent benefits.”

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And so it goes on, and on, and on……..

And now apparently TALENTS = COMPETENCIES.

The Witch Doctor never meant this Blue Bottle Spell to go this far!

Crazy humans.

It’s just a simple spell.

Any old witch can do it.

Just witches having fun.

Please don’t take us too seriously!

It’s just a joke, for goodness sake!

The Witch Doctor – Link to a random page

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LINK TO UK MISSING KIDS WEBSITE

LINK TO MISSING PERSONS WEBSITE

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