Posted by: Witch Doctor | November 1, 2007

MRSA – The bed rails, the bed linen……

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SUCCESS WITH RED APPLES!

Well, well, well! What do you think of this, My Black Cat?

The Red Apple Spell is working!

It’s working!!!!

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RED APPLE SPELLS – THE MAIN INGREDIENT

You don’t know about my Red Apple Spell?

Ah, My Black Cat, it is a very, very, new sophisticated spell that is not perfect yet. But it has great potential. Yesterday it looked a bit dangerous, but while you were making the pumpkin pie, I managed to remove the poison and the toxins from it. It is not in The Book of Spells. It has yet to be tried and tested. It is The Witch Doctor’s very own spell which, with a little improvement, will eventually be written into The Book of Spells and “cascade” (A Blue Bottle Spell) from generation to generation of witches.

We are living in exciting times, My Black Cat.

We are making witching history.

Some day, I will tell you about the potential of this great spell and what it can acheive. For the moment this must be kept the most secret of things.

The Red Apple Spell is The Witch Doctor’s Halloween celebration for for the seventh year of the second millenium. The Witching Year of the Second Millenium. Hopefully by the seventh year of the third millenium, all witches everywhere will keep all the ingredients of this new spell in their Spell Pantries. By then they will know how to use The Red Apple Spell with great discretion.

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DR STEPHANIE DANCER – CONSULTANT MICROBIOLOGIST

The Witch Doctor knew The Red Apple Spell had worked when she heard that Dr Stephanie Dancer, a Glasgow microbiologist was tackling the cleaning of hospitals from a different angle. The Witch Doctor, thinks “The Big Deep Clean” is for the voters rather than the patients.

Do you suppose Dr Dancer feels the same, My Black Cat?

Who knows.

DR STEPHANIE DANCER ON HOSPITAL CLEANING

This idea, of course is synergising with The Witch Doctor’s thoughts expressed in the recent “DIRTY DOCTORS” post.

This is because The Red Apple Spell is a “Synergy Spell” – an entirely new concept for witches. That is why we are making history, My Black Cat.

The Oldest Sage Witch took me aside at the Great Halloween Party and asked me to continue using this synergising spell in order to help solve the Infection Control Problem within the NHS.

The Witch Doctor told the Oldest Sage Witch that patient nutrition should be given priority. The Oldest Sage Witch said that Patient Nutrition and Infection Control problems could be solved in similar ways and therefore could be tackled together.

So we’re both happy.

She really is a wise old bat!

(The Oldest Sage Witch, I mean – not Dr Dancer)

We’d better see what we can do, My Black Cat

Eh?

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