Posted by: Witch Doctor | December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas all GP’s and Consultants

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PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT’S GOING ON, WILL YOU!

Good Lord, you had a bad year during 2007!

And some of you don’t realise, even yet, how bad it was!

MTAS and MMC were just the tip of the iceberg.

There’s a lot more going on under the sea.

There’s a new breed of cold blooded sharks poised beneath the ice!

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THE WITCH DOCTOR’S NEW SPRAY-ON CHRISTMAS SPELL

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THE WITCH DOCTOR’S NEW CHRISTMAS SPELL – THE OUTCOME

The Witch Doctor, in general, has the utmost respect for the senior members of the medical profession.

The Witch Doctor, in general, feels you know what it takes to make a good health service.

The Witch Doctor, in general, feels you put the patients first.

The Witch Doctor, in general, feels most of you work extremely hard and do not respond much to carrots and sticks.

And that’s the way it should be.

A few of you are pests, of course.

A few.

This government makes a lot of NOISE about the pests.

These pests are useful to the government!

Yes, when you’re good, you’re very very good, but when you’re bad you’re………….

Anyway, all you need to do to make the NHS the envy of the world again, is to say YES when the government is talking sense, and to say NO very, very loudly when you feel that what it is doing foolish and/or is to the detriment of patient care.

That’s all you need to do.

But it needs a bit of vision.

Un-blinkered vision.

Vision which can see to the sides, round corners and behind your back.

Especially behind your back!

With that vision, you will know when to say NO.

It will work.

NO is better that anything we have in The Book of Spells.

Learn from MTAS.

Learn from MMC.

When appropriate, say NO – loud and clear.

NO – over and over again.

NO – from your unique position of overall responsibility for patients.

If you don’t do that in 2008, The Witch Doctor has a spell which will can be sprayed around which immediately identifies consultants and GP’s who are not saying NO when they should be. It will turn each and every one of you into ugly giant insects in a nice environmentally friendly shade of green.

You won’t like it.

But it will get the message home.

Won’t it, My Black Cat?

Huh?

To those of you who will say “NO” when necessary, MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR WHEN IT COMES!

To those of you who say nothing as you slumber, try not to choke on your turkey as you nod off!

Now My Black Cat, we’ll need lie low in the blogosphere to get on with the New Year Spells. There is much to be done!

You can let me know how the Gordon Brown Advent Spell is doing during the first witching hour of 2008!

I hope it doesn’t turn out to be one of your calamities!

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