Posted by: Witch Doctor | January 1, 2008

Bernard Ribeiro – the award winner!

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THE FIRST STROKE OF THE THIRTEENTH HOUR 2008

Yes, My Black Cat, Mr Bernard Ribeiro, President of the Royal College of Surgeons England, is the winner of the coveted Witch Doctor Red Apple Award.

He is the only person in the world who has ever received this honour.

I hope he hears about it.

And is well pleased!

He has been chosen by The Witch Doctor without any consideration at all given to CV, job descriptions, interview, application form, tests, exams, references, psychometrics, up-skilling, lean thinking, mean thinking, accreditation, protocols, white space questions, appraisal, revalidation, job plan, the 360 degree thing, thought portfolios, CPD, communication skills, niceness, touchy-feeliness, hobbies, religion, sexuality, ethnicity, creative writing or any other hoops, loops, and coconuts similar to those in the MTAS/MMC Hoopla Stall.

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BERNARD RIBEIRO’S COVETED PRIZE

None of the above was necessary.

Because we witches can immediately recognise a certain type of Leadership that does not conform to the norm. A Leadership that is free from all of the above embellishments.

The type of Leader, who can, when necessary say “NO.” Enough is enough.

With a kind of courage only found in this type of Leader.

Here are some of The Witch Doctor’s posts featuring Bernard Ribeiro during 2007.

RIBEIRO, A CRACK IN THE COMPETENCY MANTRA?

SUPPORT BERNARD RIBEIRO!

TOOKE – THE SURGEON’S COMMENTS

Now, Mr Ribeiro, this is no ordinary red apple. It is a spell. A Red Apple Spell. A Synergy Spell.

You don’t know what A Synergy Spell is?

Of course you don’t.

Since you are not one of us.

Just think of how your nice new iPhone they gave you for Christmas synchronises with your MacBook Laptop.

Beautifully.

A Synergy Spell is much the same, although in this case the synchronising involves the collective brains of The Witch Doctors. There are only a few of us in the UK and you don’t know who we are of course, but every night at the stroke of the thirteenth hour we will boost the Red Apple spell a little until complete thought synergy is accomplished.

Night after night after night.

At the end of the witching hour.

For one year.

For you, it will be painless.

For us, it will be very taxing indeed.

This year, you can continue to lead the way by challenging the establishment secure in this knowledge.

The end result is a power beyond belief.

We will not intrude upon your other unrelated thoughts of course. That would not be ethical, and we witches are a very ethical bunch.

So, Happy New Year, Mr President. May all your thoughts be synergised sufficiently to achieve all you set out to achieve!

And More!

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