Posted by: Witch Doctor | July 23, 2008

IWantGreatCare – is a spell in the offing?

Another short and sweet not so sweet post from another foreign computer.

Dr Bacon, The Oldest Sage Witch has news for you from the Parallel Universe.

The Witch Doctor is contemplating whether the time has come to cast the The Ancient Spell for use in Dire Times.

This spell is seldom used.

It seldom needs to be used.

However The Witch Doctor, who is not so wise as The Oldest Sage Witch, is hopping mad.

She says she did not give her consent for you to place her name, specialty and place of work on your ridiculous voyeuristic website. She says she will use her spell to have her name removed. Her Black Cat can smell a rat from a great distance and thinks she knows exactly where you found The Witch Doctor’s name. No permission was asked for nor received.

She thinks she can achieve the removal of her name even although she is at present in the parallel universe.

I told her not to bother, that it would be much more fun to get the whole witching community and her fairy patients put up obnoxious anonymous comments about her and then call upon The Young Anorak Witches to FURL them for eternity.

After all, The Witch Doctor is well known to be one of the most obnoxious of all witches.

And then we witches could do whatever we felt like doing with the FURLED COPIES.

That would be much more fun.

She’s not impressed.

I don’t think she’s listening to me.

She’ll probably consult with Her Black Cat.

We’ll see what happens next.

iwantgreatcare – DARZIAN POLITICS AND THE SPIN MACHINE

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FIRST THOUGHTS FROM ABROAD – AND MORE


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