Posted by: Witch Doctor | August 2, 2008

IWantGreatCare – Broomsticks over Cambridge

If you were out in the streets of Oxford or Cambridge during The Witching Hour last night, you might have worried that you were having auditory hallucinations.

In Oxford you might have heard a whoosh.

In Cambridge you might have heard a whoosh followed by a large thud.

This was caused by a bevy of young witches taking off from Oxford on their broomsticks and landing in harmony in Cambridge.

Although we witches generally are able to keep ourselves and our broomsticks invisible, we have never quite managed to silence the broomsticks completely and so The Human Kind often worry about auditory hallucinations if they are wandering the streets late on a Friday or Saturday night.

For during The Witching Hour there is much activity, especially when there is a special Witching Project going on.

Here is what The Young Witches delivered to The Oldest Sage Witch at the close of The Witching Hour.

CAMBRIDGE 2 AUGUST 2008

ALLERGY 0
ANAESTHETICS AND ITU 1/0
AUDIOVESTIBULAR 0
CARDIOLOGY 0
CARDIOTHORACIC SURGERY 0
CHEMICAL PATHOLOGY 0
CHEST MEDICINE 0
CLINICAL NEURPHYSIOLOGY 0
CLINICAL PHARMACOLOGY AND THERAPEUTICS 0
DERMATOLOGY 0
EMERGENCY MEDICINE 1/0
ENDOCRINOLGY 0
FAMILY PLANNING 0
GASTROENTEROLOGY 1/0
GENERAL PRACTICE 40/2 ****
GENERAL SURGERY 1/0
GENETICS 0/0
GENITOURINARY MEDICINE 0
GERIATRIC MEDICINE 1/0
HAEMATOLOGY 1/1
HEALTH INFORMATICS 0
HISTOPATHOLOGY 0
IMMUNOLOGY 0
INFECTIOUS DISEASES 0
INTERNAL MEDICINE 0
MEDICAL MANAGEMENT 0
MICROBIOLOGY 0
NEPHROLOGY 0
NEUROLOGY 1/0
NEUROSURGERY 0
NUCLEAR MEDICINE 0
OBSTETRIC AND GYN 0
OCCUPATIONAL HEALTH 0
ONCOLOGY 0
OPHTHALMOLOGY 1/0
ORAL AND MAXILOFACIAL SURGERY 0
ORAL MEDICINE 0
ORTHOPAEDIC AND TRAUMA 0
OTOLARYNGOLOGY 0
PAEDIATRIC SURGERY 0
PAEDIATRICS 0
PAIN MEDICINE 0
PALLIATIVE MEDICINE 0
PATHOLOGY 0
PHARMACEUTICAL AND MEDICAL DEVICES 0
PLASTIC SURGERY 0
PSYCHIATRY 0
PUBLIC HEALTH 0
RADIOLOGY 0
REHABILITATION MEDICINE 0
RHEUMATOLOGY 1/0
SLEEP MEDICINE 0
SPORTS AND EXERCISE MEDICINE 0
UROLOGY 0
VASCULAR AND TRANSPLANT SURGERY 0

Please note the usual disclaimer:
If there are any mistakes, don’t blame me, the modern young agile witches of today are very, very careless.


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