Posted by: Witch Doctor | August 17, 2008

Suspended or not?

Read The Ferret, will you!

“It is rumoured that the doctor’s ridiculous suspension has not been lifted, apparently some big media cheeses were sniffing around the story and this prompted some action from our esteemed medical leaders.”

It is difficult to believe, I know, but The Oldest Sage Witch has a Scottish Granny. A retired, past-her-sell-by-dates witch. As old as Methuselah. She stays in a wee but ‘n’ ben in the heart of the highlands. The Oldest Sage Witch has just phoned her granny and asked her to get out her zimmer broomstick with wheels and a parachute on it for landing safely and make her way speedily down to the local store (a little hut in the back of beyond).

Hopefully she’ll pick up the Scottish version of The Sunday Times and find out what the hell’s going on.

There will be an update here shortly, if The Oldest Sage Witch’s Scottish Granny can find her specs to read the Sunday Times as it appears in The Highlands of Scotland.

Don’t hold your breath.


  1. […] SUNDAY 17 August 2008 at 14.24 “SUSPENDED OR NOT?” […]

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