Posted by: Witch Doctor | August 30, 2008

The Gathering of The Clan

The Oldest Sage Witch has sent a telegram to her Ancient Scottish Granny.

She has been given strict instructions to follow.

The Oldest Sage Witch wants A Long Flowing Kilt. Not the usual kind of kilt. It has to be made of the purest silk and pleated at the back. It has to be a very long kilt that comes right down to the ankles as befits a witch of her age. She wants A Silken Plaid pinned to her shoulder to flow in the night air as she flies on her broomstick during the witching hour.

All of this has to be fashioned in the land of her fathers by The Most Esteemed Scottish Kilt-maker.

She wants to wear purple heather in her hair and carry a tussie-mussie of jaggy, jaggy, thistles.

The Oldest Sage Witch is yearning to go home again to Scotland and gather her Clan together.

It is a long, long time since The Oldest Sage Witch has worn The Tartan.

The Tartan of The Clan Mackay.


  1. […] The Oldest Sage Witch has decided to suspend normal blogging until further notice in order to gradually construct a little reference list under The Tartan. […]

  2. […] It might be time for another Gathering of the Clans. […]

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