Posted by: Witch Doctor | November 13, 2008

Releasing time to care…..

witch10.jpg

Some time ago, My Black Cat discovered that there was much interest in the NHS in increasing productivity. A new kind of ward was born. It was designed by the NHS Institute of Innovation and Improvement and Ms Christine Beasley CNO was closely involved.

THE PRODUCTIVE WARD – RELEASING TIME TO CARE

Alan Johnson is so impressed by the Productive Ward, that he has earmarked £50m of taxpayers money to roll it out across the country.

What then is The Productive Ward producing?

It is a Time Machine.

It is producing hours, minutes and seconds.

clockoldromania

THE PRODUCTIVE WARD – RELEASING TIME TO CARE

How does it do this?

By rearranging the contents of cupboards.

By having handy things at hand.

By decreasing 17 steps to 13, and releasing 4 steps of caring time.

They used to call it Time and Motion.

The kind of thing any good housewife does.

The housewife gets no payment for this of course.

She just does it when she feels she’s getting into a guddle.

It is part of the the days work.

A good ward sister used to do it too.

For free.

In the olden days.

But now it costs £50m.

redapple.jpg a red apple ……………………

The Witch Doctor – Link to a random page

_________________________________________________

LINK TO UK MISSING KIDS WEBSITE

LINK TO MISSING PERSONS WEBSITE

_________________________________________________


Responses

  1. […] Not the ones who go around with clip-boards “releasing time to care” […]


Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Categories

%d bloggers like this: