The Practice of Medicine is like slaving over a hot oven.
Of course it is, Lord Darzi.
The Practice of Medicine is like a game of Bingo.
Of course it is, Dr Colin-Thome (with an acute)
The practice of medicine is like waiting for the last breath of a king
Of course it is Mr Bradshaw.
The practice of medicine is like selling books.,
Of course it is, Mr Bradshaw.
The Practice of Medicine is like going away on holiday.
No, it isn’t, Mr Bradshaw. You’ll need to take my word for this.
NO-ONE HAS BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND NOWADAYS!
Hey there’s a Fourth King, My Black Cat.
Laurence Buckman, chairman of the BMA’s GPs Committee.
He wonders if The Practice of Medicine is like Strictly Come Dancing.
Of course it is, My Black Cat. By Jove, he’s got it!
That’s why The Jobbing Doctor’s dancing shoes have seen better days.
What a lot of old crap we all talk, The Four Kings and I.
Don’t we, My Black Cat?
Fortunately, The Patients will see through it all.
Although The Clients with nothing much better to do with themselves, probably won’t.
a red apple ……………………