Posted by: Witch Doctor | April 1, 2009

Leadership – Awards and Collectables


You want to nominate me for an Outstanding Prestigious Leadership Award, My Black Cat?


Just because you can…..

And you think they need a witch in order to be diverse?

” We are extremely lucky to already have fantastic leaders throughout the NHS. But if we are to realise our vision of an NHS that puts quality at the heart of everything it does, we need to embrace more leaders from all levels in the service and from a wider range of backgrounds”

David Nicholson, NHS Chief Executive on the NHS Leadership Awards 2009

My Black Cat, I realise that the government has to do the politically correct thing and diversify into witches, but I have a much better idea. Why don’t we visit all the charity shops and buy all the old ties we can find so we can hoard them. Put them in a safe below the floor or bury them deep in the garden. Our Health Secretary is now using NHS Chief Executives to set an example even when there is not a patient in site. Ties will soon become extinct and when the time is right, we can sell our collection on eBay one by one at massive profit. This will take care of us in our old age. Investing in ties will be much safer than banks or pension funds.

They collect old handkerchiefs in the USA, My Black Cat. Thanks to Kleenex, some of them are now worth a fortune.

This is an example of Outstanding Opportunistic Entrepreneurial Leadership for you, My Black Cat.

And it is in keeping with the need nowadays to be Diverse.

Do you suppose Mr Nicholson will be impressed?

Do you think we should start collecting half sleeves too?

The bit between the elbow and the wrist?

redapple.jpg a red apple ……………………

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