Posted by: Witch Doctor | April 18, 2009

Dr Grumble, Metrics, Orwell and the Future Builders

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Witches need The Book of Spells and all the weird and wonderful ingredients of their Spell Pantries to keep them in business.

Black Cats find The Book of Spells cumbersome. Although we dabble in it at times, we make much more use of Our Senses.

Witches do not really appreciate their black cats enough.

We have many more senses than The Human Kind. We even have more senses than the witches we serve although we are too clever to flaunt this fact to them.

Take The Witch Doctor.

She is wittering just now. She says she is looking for the final bit of The NHS Jigsaw.

The final piece of The Jigsaw is staring her in the face……

For some serious thought, read this:

MEASUREMENT MADNESS

For some less serious thought, read this:

THE METRICS OF A SMILE

And remember this:

THE COMPULSORY VOLUNTEERS

It is not only The Black Cats that are thinking “Orwell.” It seems members of the medical profession may be too. Read this:

ORWELLIAN NEWSPEAK

Enter The Future Builders:

Read this:

FUTUREBUILDERS – INVESTING IN THE THIRD SECTOR – IMPROVING PUBLIC SERVICES

And this:

FUTURE BUILDERS CONSOLIDATING

Can you make the connection?

You probably won’t be able to, unless you are a witch’s black cat, of course.

A connection that has the potential to fundamentally change The Whole Structure of Society as we know it.

If you DO understand the connection then you may also begin to understand why, unlike the dithering witches we serve, The Black Cats are all studying current conspiracy theories very carefully.

If we confirm that they are true, then all the black cats are ready to pounce!

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