The Oldest Sage Witch is a pig ignorant cow!
She really is.
She cast a spell that made all the witch doctors in the land ill for weeks.
Every single witch doctor became ill.
Just like that.
THE WITCH DOCTOR JUNE 2009
These were not little illnesses. They were the kind of illnesses that require home visits from GP’s or hospital admissions. Some of the witches even became moribund for a while.
So, if you are a GP or hospital doctor who has been tending a patient with symptoms that somehow didn’t square over the past few weeks then ask yourself a few key questions. Did you make a firm diagnosis? No? Did the patient’s anatomy and physiology seem a bit bizarre? Yes? Did the symptoms follow any known NHS protocol? No? Was the patient female? Yes? Could you swear you saw a black cat lurking about under the bed? Yes? Was this female patient one of the most difficult you have ever met? Yes? Would you go as far as to say she was the patient from hell? Yes? Then the chances are that you were treating a witch who had fallen foul of this, the most ridiculous of the The Oldest Sage Witch’s Spells.
Why did the Oldest Sage Witch Cast this crazy spell?
She said witches were far too healthy and it is high time they experienced the NHS first hand and report back on their findings.
Her stupid spell nearly propelled The Witch Doctor off the face of the earth!
So, don’t expect to hear much from The Witch Doctor very often. She now has a mountain of e-mails and an Everest of work to catch up with while she is convalescing. Furthermore, The Oldest Sage Witch can’t remember whether she put the relapsing ingredient into this witless spell or not.
Silly old bat!
a red apple ……………………
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