Posted by: Witch Doctor | August 13, 2009

WD Apology (16) – Calling all doctors!

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I need some help now. Not from the dabblers but from those who really know what they are talking about!

One of the factors responsible for My Black Cat’s outburst is that she is an avid follower of fashion conspiracy theories.

However, The Witch Doctor’s Apologies 1-15 have demonstrated that there were other factors leading to her outburst that could easily be verified from two internet sites, those of the Media Standards Trust and Common Purpose.

And of course, The Witch Doctor’s Test played a part too in tinkering with My Black Cat’s brain.

You may remember that the reason The Witch Doctor was moved to explore Common Purpose arose directly from her sense of wonderment over “The Leadership Agenda” that is penetrating the NHS with some force just now, and the fact she stumbled across a promotional video for the leadership charity “Common Purpose.”

That film gave The With Doctor The Creeps.

She did not know why.

It just did.

It seemed to delve into a sensitive area of neurones that exists within the brain of witches but probably not The Humankind.

Here is the video again. If you are affected by it then it probably means you carry at least one witching gene.

Anyway, My Black Cat has come up with another video that she says is making the conspiracy theorists all agog.

They are saying it demonstrates techniques used in something called Neuro Linguistic Programming (NLP).

Whatever that is!

The Witch Doctor thinks this allegation is absolute rubbish. She watched the film and she thought it was just of one of The Womankind chatting.

As all of The Womankind know how to do.

My Black Cat then suggested witches brains are not configured to pick up neuro- linguistic-programming (NLP) techniques and I was not therefore in a position to have an opinion.

Probably true.

Nevertheless, this does not change The Witch Doctor’s view that My Black Cat is being extraordinarily gullible in being taken in by such pseudoscience. However, I agreed to put up a video so that those members of the medical profession who are trained in and understand hypnotic techniques and NLP can confirm or debunk the theory that these techniques are being used here. Unfortunately, I don’t seem to be able to lay my hands on the original video without the comments from Mr Gerrish and his NLP advisor. The original would have been less biased and preferable for this purpose.

This should keep My Black Cat happy and keep her out of my hair, while I go outside and tidy up The Tussie Mussie Garden ready for the next big flu pandemic.

Incidentally, the member of The Womankind on this film is Julia Middleton, founder of Common Purpose and author of the book “Leading Beyond Authority.”

More soon………

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  1. Not a professional opinion, but as far as the first promotional video goes, I saw it a couple of weeks ago. Something about it was definitely making me feel slightly sea-sick, so whatever it is it’s not just you.
    (I even wondered at first whether this was really their film or something produced by their detractors – but you can download the same thing from their website.)
    And as for that annoying background “music”, it took a good loud blast of something offensive to stop it going through my head afterwards. I’m sure you and your cat will be able to think of your own antidote music!

  2. […] My Black Cat, they have had over a week to comment on our recent post requesting help in identifying whether NLP techniques were being […]

  3. […] My Black Cat, they have had over a week to comment on our recent post requesting help in identifying whether NLP techniques were being […]

  4. […] The Witch Doctor posted recently about NLP she knew nothing about it whatsoever. She thought it was just a psychological fad not to be taken […]

  5. […] The Witch Doctor posted recently about NLP she knew nothing about it whatsoever. She thought it was just a psychological fad not to be taken […]

  6. […] Julia Middleton was rabbiting on about being brave in her video which somehow did a vanishing act. The one where she bravely anchored her son in a boat. […]


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