Posted by: Witch Doctor | August 30, 2009

Holiday reading – some sums

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For pity’s sake, My Black Cat, will you go and fetch The Abacus.

You’ll need to do some sums.

You’ll need to treble check some figures.

It seems that some of the great and the good need their heads banged together.

They don’t seem to be able to count.

Surely someone among this lot passed O level maths, My Black Cat!

PATIENTS ASSOCIATION RELEASES SHOCKING ACCOUNTS OF NHS HOSPITAL CARE

On Thursday of last week NHS Behind the Headlines identified a rather peculiar statistical anomaly being promulgated by The Patients Association.

THE PATIENTS ASSOCIATION’S MISLEADING STATISTICS. REPEAT HOSPITAL ADMISSION BUT YOU ONLY DIE ONCE

PATIENTS ASSOCIATION. 16 PATIENTS EXTRAPOLATED TO 1 MILLION

PATIENTS ASSOCIATION IN FREEMASON SHOCKER. THE TALE OF THE STATISTICAL LAUGHING STOCK

CHANNEL 4 FACTCHECKER GIVES PATIENT ASSOCIATION A THUMBS DOWN

Here’s what Channel 4 Factfinder said:

FACTCHECK: PATIENT NEGLECT NUMBERS

And then a spokesman from The Patients Association seemed to think it didn’t matter if the figures quoted were statistically bizarre.

He thinks it is all the fault of everybody else for checking them!

Is everybody going mad on this planet, My Black Cat?

FACTCHECK: PATIENTS ASSOCIATION RESPONSE

Even Jobbing Doctor couldn’t get peace to make his damson jam on his day off.

THE DANGERS OF EXTRAPOLATION

Tell me when you’ve checked it out.

My old brain can’t handle sums.

So maybe that qualifies The Witch Doctor to be a Leader of The Patients Association.

LEADERSHIP

Glory be, My Black Cat. Why are they calling themselves Leaders?

Why does everybody have to be leading somebody somewhere nowadays?

And why can’t Leaders count?

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The last of the holiday reading:

ABOUT US – CORPORATE MEMBERS

And a summing up:

A SUMMING UP OF THE SITUATION BY DR GRUMBLE

THE END

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