Posted by: Witch Doctor | September 13, 2009

I want great care is on the radar!

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Jobbing Doctor tells us they have wheeled in a marketing manager.

Pulse tells us they have struck some kind of deal with East of England SHA so that NHS chiefs can monitor feedback about GPs in that area, and that discussions are ongoing with other “NHS bodies.” They say IWantGreatCare is heading for some kind of collision with NHS Choices.

The Witch Doctor thinks Neil Bacon and his network (which for all we know might be quite large) are posturing themselves for the next election. The conservatives say they will scrap NHS Choices – wrong – they would allow private companies to tender for it.

At the moment My Black Cat is wondering whether Dr Neil Bacon, Sir Muir Gray, Pyjama Man and others are all sufficiently networked and financed to bid for NHS Choices when the time comes.

In the meantime, The Young Geek Witches are still spending their Friday nights on the tiles swooshing around Oxford on their broomsticks. They are still sending reports back to The Oldest Sage Witch who you might remember has a crush on Pyjama Man and so she watches his antics with glee.

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The Witch Doctor ignores Pyjama Man.

On the other hand, The Witch Doctor keeps hoping that someone will give her the most awful feedback on this ridiculous site, so that she can sue everyone involved and have a wonderfully wicked, wealthy old age. To this end she has even considered that it might be a good idea to behave like a screeching banshee in front of patients when there are no witnesses present, and then administer them with a handout giving detailed information of how to access Iwantgreatcare. They say that patients rate niceness and smiles above everything else after all!

The reality is though, that the reports The Oldest Sage Witch is receiving from Oxford indicate that Iwantgreatcare is not doing very well there.

You will remember that Oxford is the epicentre of Iwantgreatcare, so you would expect a degree of enthusiasm in that part of the country.

The most recent report is in bold. It looks as if doctors’ names are being withdrawn.

It is possible the Oxford medical establishment is not amused.

The remainder you can work out for yourselves, if you can be bothered.

The Witch Doctor is not your nanny, for goodness sake!

ALLERGY 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 0/0, * (-) 0/0, 0/0
ANAESTHETICS AND ITU 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 1/0* (-)
AUDIOVESTIBULAR 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
CARDIOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
CARDIOTHORACIC SURGERY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
CHEMICAL PATHOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
CHEST MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 1/0*(+)
CLINICAL NEURPHYSIOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
CLINICAL PHARMACOLOGY AND THERAPEUTICS 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
DERMATOLOGY 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 1/0, 1/0, * (-) 1/0
EMERGENCY MEDICINE 2/1, 3/2, 3/2, 3/2, 3/2, 3/2, 3/2 (99%, 96%), 2/2 (99%,97%) ***** 8) 😛 😉 (-)
Emergency Doctor 1 97% 3 reviews in total. Last 16 July 2008
Emergency Doctor 2 PYJAMA MAN – 99% 32 reviews in total. Last 7 September 2009. ***** 8) 😛 😉 (-)

ENDOCRINOLGY 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0
FAMILY PLANNING 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
GASTROENTEROLOGY 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, * (-), 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
GENERAL PRACTICE 45/5, 47/7, 47/7, 47/7, 46/7, 47/7, 47/7 *(100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 90%, 61%, 57%), 47/7 (100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 90%, 78%, 61%), 32/9 (100% (2), 100% (2), 100% (2), 100% (2), 98% (1), 95% (2), 90% (1), 89% (4), 74% (3)***** (+/-) 😦
GENERAL SURGERY 3/0, 4/0, 4/0, 4/0, 4/0, 2/0, * (-) 2/0, 0/0 * (-)
GENETICS 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 0/0 * (-)
GENITOURINARY MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
GERIATRIC MEDICINE 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 0/0 * (-)
HAEMATOLOGY 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 0/0 * (-)
HEALTH INFORMATICS 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 2/1 * (+)
This entry should be disregarded it says: Test/Test – Dr Shaibal Roy (entered at location iwantgreatcare

HEPATOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
HISTOPATHOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
IMMUNOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
INFECTIOUS DISEASES 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 0/0 * (-)
INTERNAL MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
MEDICAL MANAGEMENT 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 2/1 * (+)
This entry should be disregarded it says: Test/Test – Dr Shaibal Roy (entered at location iwantgreatcare

MICROBIOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
NEPHROLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
NEUROLOGY 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0 * (+), 2/0
NEUROSURGERY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
NUCLEAR MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
OBSTETRIC AND GYN 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
OCCUPATIONAL HEALTH 1/0, 1/0, 0/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, , 0/0 * (-)
ONCOLOGY 0/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0 1/0, 1/0* (+), 1/0
OPHTHALMOLOGY 6/0, 6/0, 6/0, 6/0, 6/0, 6/0, 6/0, 0/0 * (-)
ORAL AND MAX-FACIAL SURGERY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
ORAL MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
ORTHOPAEDIC AND TRAUMA 3/2, 3/2, 3/2, 3/2, 3/2, 3/2, 3/2 (100%, 99%) ***** 8) 😛 😉 2/2 * (-)
Orthopaedic and Trauma Doctor 1 – 0 reviews in total.
Orthopaedic and Trauma Doctor 2 PYJAMA MAN – 99% 32 reviews in total. Last 7 September 2009. ***** 8) 😛 😉 (-)

OTOLARYNGOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
PAEDIATRIC SURGERY 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 2/0* (+), 1/0 * (-)
PAEDIATRICS 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 2/0 * (+), 1/0, * (-)
PAIN MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
PALLIATIVE MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
PATHOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
PHARMACEUTICAL AND MEDICAL DEVICES 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
PLASTIC SURGERY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
PSYCHIATRY 23/0, 24/0, 24/1, 24/1, 24/1 24/1 24/1 (100%) ***** 23/2 (100%, (1) 99% (6) ***** (+/-)
PUBLIC HEALTH 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0, 2/0
RADIOLOGY 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 3/0, 3/0 , 2/0 * (-)
REHABILITATION MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
RHEUMATOLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
SLEEP MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 1/0 * (+)
SPORTS AND EXERCISE MEDICINE 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
UROLOGY 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0, 0/0
VASCULAR AND TRANSPLANT SURGERY 0/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0, 1/0 * (+), 0/0 (-)

There is one name, however, that shines out like the moon and stars on a frosty night.

The Oldest Sage Witch will be jumping for joy!

You’ve guessed?

That’s right.

Pyjama Man!!!

I wonder why…….

P.S. The Witch Doctor, The Oldest Sage Witch, nor My Black Cat do not hold themselves responsible for any errors The Young Geek Witches may have made while very tipsy and illegally riding on broomsticks on Friday nights.

Back, I know not when…….

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  1. […] Do you remember, My Black Cat, how she thought it was a bit odd that Pyjama Man was so ahead of everyone else with his IWantGreatCare feedback? […]


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