Posted by: Witch Doctor | May 28, 2010

Frustration!!!!

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For many weeks The Witch Doctor has been considering all the reasons why she can live without an iPad.

There are many.

But she always knew she would be the first witch in the UK to buy one. Although she tried to kid herself she would wait a while.

Just as she was the first witch in the UK to buy an Apple Mac computer.

Just as she was the first witch in the UK to buy an iPhone.

But she doesn’t have an iPod though. These are for child witches and Black Cats! She uses her iPhone for iTunes.

Today she phoned one of The Witch Children who works in the vicinity of an Apple Store and who knows well the witch mother’s weakness for apples of all kinds.

“Can you pick up an iPad on your way home and bring it round tonight?

“OK.”

Happiness!

Phone rings again.

“I’m on my bike today. Can’t carry it home. I’ll get one next week.”

“Do you not have a bag or something you can put it in?”

“No. Too small for the iPad.”

This witch can’t wait till next week for something she has many reasons for not really needing.

Frustration.

She’ll just order it on the internet.

Now!

The most expensive one.

Plus all the available attachments.

And then work out what she’ll use it for.

And eat bread and chocolate dripping for a month.

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