Posted by: Witch Doctor | July 29, 2010

The Witch Doctor’s hoard

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You are worried about My Bank Account, My Black Cat?

Why?

You want to know if I have a dormant one?

What do you mean by dormant?

Lying untouched for 15 years or more.

Then indeed I do have one. All witches have a dormant bank account that we never touch. We collect a certain amount of money and then leave it untouched for many decades to gather interest. We call it our Rainy Day Hoard. The Witch Doctor is a very lucky witch since to date she has not had a suitably severe rainstorm in her life that has resulted in her having to lift money from her dormant Rainy Day Hoard.


You hope a rainy day is coming soon?

Why?

Any bank account that has had no activity in it for 15 years will be confiscated by the state. David Cameron has plans for your rainy day hoard. He will use it to fund “The Big Society.”

Indeed he will not, My Black Cat.

We will go down to the bank right now and lift our money from The Rainy Day Hoard and with it buy back some of the gold that Mr Cameron’s predecessor sold for a song.

Then we will wrap the gold up in some deadly nightshade leaves and hide it under the floor in the Spell Pantry.

Politicians should not assume that witches have any will to contribute to The Big Society.

My Black Cat, is this Big Society not very like something The Broomstick Maker discovered long before David Cameron was on the scene?

CHECK OUT WHAT MY BLACK CAT IS READING

ICELAND ASH CONCENTRATION MAPS

(The volcano seems to be having a break at the moment so here are some excellent photographs of Iceland, the land of waterfalls, by photographer Bruce Percy)
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  1. […] know I’m repeating myself My Black Cat, but is Mr Cameron’s Big Society not very like something The Broomstick Maker discovered long before David Cameron was on the […]

  2. […] you remember the day we had to spirit ourselves down to the bank at great velocity to reclaim our rainy-day hoard before David Cameron snaffled it to fund his Big […]


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