Posted by: Witch Doctor | February 21, 2011

Today’s irritations – little, large and more to come!

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LITTLE IRRITATION

Today, The Witch Doctor opened two separate envelopes from The Bank. They each contained renewed plastic cards.

There was a sticky label on the front of each card that had to be removed.

It told you in lower case letters to dispose carefully of the old card.

OK. Witches get that….

Then it seems a bit more nannying was required!

It said in upper case:

PLEASE SPEND RESPONSIBLY

Now, My Black Cat, it beggars belief that The Banks, of all the establishments in all the world, would have the audacity to dictate to a witch, and any one else for that matter, that they should spend responsibly!!!!

What a damned cheek!!!

LARGE IRRITATION

Thankfully there is no Law of Trespass in the land of The Oldest Sage Witch’s Highland Granny!

Which is just as well, because The OSWHG has a particular repugnant spell she carries around with her everywhere just in case she manages to navigate the maze, the moat, the barricades and all the other obstacles they call the pathways of the patient journey whose ultimate destination is a hospital bed.

Then once with utmost difficulty the bed is secured, in England they are talking about plans to use the Law of Trespass to propel elderly bed-blocking patients GOK where as long as it is out of hospital!

ANTI-TRESPASS LAWS TO BE USED TO SHIFT BED BLOCKING PATIENTS

Don’t worry if you don’t have paid access to the Health Service Journal, you can read more about it in the Daily Mail.

ELDERLY FACING EVICTION FROM NHS BEDS

Each patient in a hospital bed should be under the care of a consultant. Shouldn’t they?   What are these consultants saying about this? Or much more improtantly, what are they doing about it? Have they abdicated from the responsibility of discharging their patients  just as they abdicated from the responsibility of accessing and reading patient referral letters from GPs?

My Black Cat is well endowed with a fertile imagination and a bizarre sense of the ridiculous, but even she couldn’t make it up.

A LIKELY IRRITATION THIS EVENING

Julie has drawn attention to a programme on hospital food on CHANNEL 4 AT 8.0PM this evening.

THE TRUTH ABOUT HOSPITAL FOOD

It seems to have been intitiated by a free-lance journalist who became a blogger during a prolonged stay in a hospital bed.

Do you suppose he was eventually evicted using the Law of Trespass?

Eh?

Or is that just too, too ridiculous to contemplate?

They would never, never do that to a journalist with his pen in his hand under the sheets.

They would just enforce it on The Old Crumbles…..

Eh, My Black Cat?

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