Posted by: Witch Doctor | April 11, 2011

This morning they pulled out a plum!

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The Witch Doctor was up and about at 5.00am this morning. She had a to check on a particularly potent spell that had been bubbling away in The Cauldron all night.

After she had skimmed off the the lethal ingredients that had floated to the top, she sat down in the corner of The Spell Pantry with a big mug of a herbal infusion in an attempt to waken herself up properly at this unearthly hour.

She switched on the TV to see the BBC Breakfast News.

That wakened her up!

There he was…..

The BBC had pulled out A Plum!

The Plum!

The Big Plum who has featured before in The Witch Doctor’s blog.

The context was the growing unrest among the nursing community. The Plum was pontificating about how efficiency savings could be made in the NHS. It seems The Plum has found an answer.

Why clutter up hospitals with nurses when a mobile phone will take up less space and be cheaper too?

Well, that was the argument The Witch Doctor picked up on, but then it was five in the morning …. just four hours after The Witching Hour. The Witch Doctor had not had enough sleep to be analytical!

So who is The Plum?

Here are some clues.

AND SHE PULLED OUT SOME PLUMS

FOUND WELL HIDDEN AMONG THE PLUMS

SEARCH THE PLUMS

You, being The Humankind, probably won’t be bothered clicking on the links above. But if you do, you will find that when it comes to getting rid of medical staff The Plum has form.

So, My Black Cat, maybe The Plum will have no qualms about cutting nursing staff too……

Eh?

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