Posted by: Witch Doctor | September 12, 2011

HSCB: The blame game

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Why do you suppose David Cameron stood up in the House of Commons and proclaimed that the HSCB had the support of the health professionals?

Eh, My Black Cat?

This is exactly what he said:

“we now see the Royal College of General Practitioners, the Royal College of Physicians and the Royal College of Nursing all supporting our health reforms”

He had to convince parliament it was true.

He had to convince the voters it was true.

He probably also had to convince himself it was true.

My, oh my, you are a very clever cat working that out!

He was probably dabbling in the cult of positive thinking in the hope it would become true as if by magic!

Here is his exercise in positive thinking set down for posterity in Hansard.

Now, My Black Cat, I have something very important for you to do tonight.

Chant this SEVEN times, the Witching Number, during the Witching Hour, as I stir a very potent spell into The Cauldron.

“The bill cannot pass without the support of the medical profession.”

“The bill cannot pass without the support of the medical profession.”

“The bill cannot pass without the support of the medical profession.”

“The bill cannot pass without the support of the medical profession.”

“The bill cannot pass without the support of the medical profession.”

“The bill cannot pass without the support of the medical profession.”

“The bill cannot pass without the support of the medical profession.”

This is true, My Black Cat.

The coalition knows that this is true.

David Cameron knows it is true. He knows the difference between the truth and a lie.

Now then, since we all know it is true, the corollary is also true.


So, My Black Cat, chant this second Corollary Spell seven times also as I stir The Caudron tonight.

“If the Bill passes and the NHS crumbles, then it is the medical profession to blame”

“If the Bill passes and the NHS crumbles, then it is the medical profession to blame”

“If the Bill passes and the NHS crumbles, then it is the medical profession to blame”

“If the Bill passes and the NHS crumbles, then it is the medical profession to blame”

“If the Bill passes and the NHS crumbles, then it is the medical profession to blame”

“If the Bill passes and the NHS crumbles, then it is the medical profession to blame”

“If the Bill passes and the NHS crumbles, then it is the medical profession to blame”

If this Spell doesn’t work, we’ll go back to one of the old faithful ones.

We’ll turn the whole of the medical profession into frogs!!!

Every single one of them!

Eh, My Black Cat?


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