Posted by: Witch Doctor | May 9, 2013

Atheists and shit


While The Witch Doctor is resting, we Black Cats of the witching world were rather tickled by this conversation that is going viral at the moment.

We feel that The Witch Doctor will be tickled too when she hears about it because, although she keeps her own beliefs or lack of them to herself, the pro-euthanasia, pro-assisted suicide, missionary atheists who are spawning everywhere get under her skin.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said:

“Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger:

“What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know about shit?”

Then she went back to reading her book.


  1. Pinched…:)

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