Getting It Right For Every Child

No doubt somebody somewhere will give an account of the event at Hampden Football Park in Glasgow last Saturday – a Scottish government (or SNP?) initiative to inform parents about the “Wheels” Triangles” “Martices” “Databases” “Toolkits” and a compulsory state appointed “Named Person” outwith the family to oversee the “Wellbeing” of every child in Scotland.

Here is a leaflet that was sent out to each delegate prior to the event explaining what is an incredibly complicated Act of the Scottish Parliament in remarkably simple terms.

“AN EASY READ GUIDE TO GETTING IT RIGHT FOR EVERY CHILD”

“People who work with children will check every child has what they need to have a good life.”

“Every child will have 1 person who looks out for them and their family if they need help.”

“People who work with your child will check your child is safe.”

“People who work with your child will check your child is healthy.”

“People who work with your child will check your child is achieving.”

“People who work with your child will check your child is nurtured.”

“People who work with your child will check your child is active.”

“People who work with your child will check your child is respected.”

“People who work with your child will check your child is responsible.”

“People who work with your child will check your child is included.”

The Black Cats of the witching world believe that in 2016, when this Law comes into effect, Scotland will be re-named “Utopia.”