The Witch Doctor

THE SPELL PANTRY

Where it all happens. Just a cupboard really. Crammed full of ingredients and completed spells.

Shown below are some of the spells The Witch Doctor is working on at the moment or has used recently.

There are many more.

THE WITCHES VERY OWN RED APPLE SPELL

Experimental. Still being developed. May take many thousands of years to perfect. Quite unlike any another spell ever created. Full potential not known. Is based on a powerful synergy technique.

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WITCHING HOUR QUOTATIONS MADE INTO A SPELL

Wonderful things people have said. Words that will last for ever, turned into a spell.

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BLUE BOTTLE SPELLS

Really easy spells. Used when witches are feeling frivolous and having fun. Use of these spells almost entirely confined to committees

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GREEN BOTTLE SPELLS

Difficult, serious spells which involve entering the strange workings of the human brain. Worth doing but sometimes not reliable. Very exhausting for a witch. We generally need a holiday after using these spells.

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YELLOW BOTTLE SPELLS

Yellow bottle spells are used when humans are being really, really stupid and need to be taught a lesson.

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RED BOTTLE SPELLS

Spells that challenge the witch making them as well as the recipient. Spells like horrible medicine – very difficult to swallow.

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OLD HORRIBLE FERMENTING CONTAMINATED SPELLS

Some good old fashioned spells but unfortunately, they are past their sell by date and often go wrong. We sometimes dig them out when we’re told to save money, but it’s false economy.

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